All Joneses

Have These Soccer Stars Been Hit in the Head Once Too Often?

Soccer Jones — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 11:40:07 EST

"My parents have been there for me Read More

How not to rob a bank

Jesse James Jones — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:16:23 EST

Here are some lessons learned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers. Read More

Things only a Mom can Teach

Son of a mother Jones — Tue, 04 May 2010 15:44:43 EST

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: Read More

Signs Your SUV Is Too Big

Small Car Jones — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:37:33 EST

� When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock went up five dollars a share for the quarter. Read More

Laws to live by

Live by the law Jones — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 11:19:10 EST

~ If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. Read More

Signs You Are Broke

Impoverished Jones — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:29:33 EST

~ American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Read More

Winter temperatures

Wintertime Jones — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:30:59 EST

What happens at these Fahrenheit temperatures: Read More

I want one

Lazy-boy Jones — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:26:23 EST

A Minnesota man has been convicted after driving his motorized La-Z-Boy lounge chair into a parked vehicle while under the influence of alcohol. Read More

It probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

Incredulous Jones — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:17:03 EST

A would-be robber in Little Rock, Ark., lost his wallet during an attempted robbery Read More

Was Dilbert an Indian?

"Dilbert" Jones — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:41:56 EST

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount Read More

I've hearrd of high taxes, but

Over-taxed Jonees — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 11:26:58 EST

Everyone knew cigarette taxes were going up, but this seems a bit overboard. Read More

Deep Thoughts

"Deep Thinking" Jones — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 24:17:29 EST

~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes Read More

Ooops!

Oh! Jones — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:31:05 EST

Chalk this one up to a really, really bad case of forgetfulness. Read More

Smiley?

Chocoholic Jones — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:05:23 EST

Now I have nothing against technology or social networking sites or texting Read More

AND THE CADDY SAYS

Recovering golfer Jones — Sat, 30 May 2009 10:09:46 EST

Golfer: "I think I am going to drown myself in the lake." Read More

They said what?

Lawyer Jones — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:04:58 EST

You've probably seen them before, but we just love to read these transcriptions from actual court cases: Read More

12-STEP INTERNET RECOVERY PROGRAM

Addicted Jones — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:13:34 EST

1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet. Read More