~ American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
~ You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
~ Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
~ You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
~ Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
~ You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
~ You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
~ Your bologna has no first name.
~ You give blood everyday...just for the orange juice.
~ Sally Struthers sends you food.
~ McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
~ When communion is served at church you go back for seconds.
(from Mikey's Funnies)