So to provide some variety at an early Thanksgiving party, an apple pie was requested. We bought one of those frozen numbers. The packaging on different types of foods can sometimes be interesting to read. Take this pie...

Step 1: Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.
Step 2: Open center hold of pie and cut 4-6 slits in top crust.
Step 3: Remove frozen pie from box and center on a cookie sheet lined with heavy foil.

Um.... If I were to successfully complete step 2, wouldn't I have already completed half of step 3?

Good thing they had those steps numbered!